Here’s where Dall•E 2’s output gets a little questionable. Prompt: a man carving a foot-long piece of wood into his wife

Once upon a time, there was a wood carver named Jack who lived in a small town in the countryside. He was known for his beautiful and intricate carvings, which he sold to art collectors and tourists from all over the world. Jack had always dreamed of creating a masterpiece that would showcase his exceptional skill as a wood carver.

One day, a massive tornado struck a neighboring state, and the storm’s ferocity was so intense that it uprooted a 200-year-old tree from the ground. The tree flew over several states and landed on Jack’s land. When Jack saw the massive tree lying on his land, he knew he had to make something special out of it.

For days, Jack examined the tree and thought of what he could make from it. Then, he got an idea. He decided to carve his wife out of the tree. He thought it would be the most beautiful way to express his love for her and his skill as a wood carver.

So Jack set to work, carving his wife’s face out of the trunk of the tree. He worked tirelessly for days, focusing all his attention on creating a masterpiece. He would often talk to the tree as he carved, asking it for its blessing and thanking it for being the foundation of his creation.

Finally, after many long days of work, Jack completed his masterpiece. He had carved his wife’s beautiful face out of the tree, and it was so lifelike that it seemed to glow in the sunlight. The town was abuzz with the news of Jack’s creation, and people came from all over to see it.

Jack’s wife was moved beyond words when she saw the carving. She hugged Jack tightly, tears streaming down her face, and thanked him for his beautiful gift. From that day on, the carving of Jack’s wife became the most famous of all his creations. And Jack knew that it was all thanks to the 200-year-old tree that had flown onto his land after the tornado.